@TheOnion I'm rlly looking forward 2 "The Onion Presents: The News" hope Amazon Prime Instant Video audience rates ya well & get picked up
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@TheOnion YEAH! I've been BAD! That's it! Make me your TP boy! LOVE IT! OOH! OOH! OH!, put that tri-corner hat on! YES! OMGofAUSTEREGODS!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion He ought to get a 300-pound Thai female wrestler to give him a Thai massage. You'll never hear a squeak from him after that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oooh, where can we sign up to slap him?#slappaulryanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he sure has been a very naughty boy, what with all that lying. he deserves to be punished.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...BRAVO !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he should have been on@BarackObama TeaM! O well sorryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Paul Ryan's nickname in the House is MandingoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes sir...smack!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't know if this is a joke or if this is a legitimate statement. Either way it's pretty hilarious.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion funny, thats what obama said before first debate, but nobody listenedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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