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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2012

    Everyone At Airport Delighted By Chubby Family Rapidly Waddling Toward Gate http://onion.com/PIctB7  #OnionYIR

    8:15 AM - 26 Dec 2012
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    • Craig Sedore The Shogun of Sorrow Sean McMahon 🎃 jam o’lantern. 🎃 John FRIEND Barrett Gabe P̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ Hate Machine Ian Croteau Rilyn Eischens
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      2. justmytruth‏ @annettewar 26 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion what the hell! Your perfect! How dare you! Short bald and short dick your last girl friend said you could not get her off!

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Sarah Bennett‏ @Bennett_Bunch 26 Dec 2012
        Replying to @annettewar

        @annettewar you go girl! Whoever wrote this probably has an eating disorder. @TheOnion isn't nearly as funny as they think. #NoClass

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. justmytruth‏ @annettewar 26 Dec 2012
        Replying to @Bennett_Bunch

        @Bennett_Bunch @theonion thank you so much! To be a bully is not funny! But I will give it back! Standing for those who can't always.

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      5. Sarah Bennett‏ @Bennett_Bunch 26 Dec 2012
        Replying to @annettewar

        @annettewar that's shows what a good person you are. We need more ppl like u! I'm sick of seeing bullies everywhere I turn.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6. justmytruth‏ @annettewar 26 Dec 2012
        Replying to @Bennett_Bunch

        @Bennett_Bunch thanks again . Happy new year to you to and yours.

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      7. End of conversation
      1. Matt‏ @MattWritesMusic 26 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Didn't know you were going on holiday Nick. (He'll see this once he unblocks us boys) @JagdeepS96 @lewisaulton @ScottFrancis97

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      1. [Br]ad H[Ar]ris‏ @RaginRedHead88 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion did someone follow them with a tuba?

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      1. Stephanie‏ @bebop1987 26 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion omg @SethMacFarlane hilarious

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      1. DJFiske‏ @DJFiske 26 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion everybody calm down. It was probably just a promo shoot for the next season of #MikeandMolly

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      1. Dominique Gallo‏ @AndNiqueSays 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion lmao I love it

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      1. Kat‏ @feyd345 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion failing to see the humor in being cruel

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      1. Patricia‏ @Incog928 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion thank you for the reporting! Perked my day right up!

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      1. Ann Ring,Gotti‏ @ringalenegotti 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion fat, skinny, chubby, short look at yourself, people quit trying to please as long as your ok inside +

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion ..BWAHAHAHA !!!

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      1. KittyWantsMore‏ @kittyluvsblue 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion ya'll are going to hell. BTW LOL at the Aunt Annie's pretzel remark.

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      1. Darlene‏ @flatoutliar 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Until you have to sit between them! :-) (we are so going to Hell)

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      1.  🙈 🙉 🙊‏ @madamebroom 26 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion dickheads...

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