@TheOnion they can take my tinsel from my cold dead hands!
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@TheOnion Activist Christians cancel judge!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion love it!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Jack Klugman died of unger nourishment :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally, the War on Christmas has come to an end.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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