@TheOnion Asphyxiation cannot be underrated and you don't need a plastic bag or to hang yourself. if you know how to fuck, it'll be natural.
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@TheOnion Oh, Onion. Such a heartwarming Xmas tale.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Survival Of Autoerotic Asphyxiation Closest Thing Man Got To Christmas Miracle http://onion.com/RJOTup@DynamoNatalie lol! -
@Melohello@theonion LMBO!!! Oh you know me so well.
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@TheOnion Well, that is something!! Have a happy, and horny, holiday season!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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