@TheOnion ....killing its owner. Is very funny. Thank you. No cuss words, perfection.
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@TheOnion@JudgeDan48 that is greener than my car :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So does that mean we can help government by killing some of our--better not finish that sentence after all.#socialhysteriaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - New car made especially for women: jointly manufactured by Clio and Taurus. Key-less entry. Parked in places men can't find.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you really need to do a festive article about fuel prices being so high that#NaughtyList kids now get#ReindeerShite instead >:o}Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner http://onion.com/TdLp0d#OnionYIRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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