@TheOnion NRA = Not Really Americans. Fishing Poles Don't Catch Fish, People Do. (I'm going poleless fishing later today.)
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@TheOnion Comic-Con Once Again Marred By Increasingly Popular Bully-Con http://onion.com/TdL79B#OnionYIRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are you guys owned by Fox? That's a rumor in Richmond,Virginia. (Home of cigarettes & creativity.)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's just the event where a certain colored automobile is given away. Oh, you said that. :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Everyone should be following these guys
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