@TheOnion Zooey Deschanel? Rats...
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@TheOnion Yay! I got a chance with Channing Tatum. I hope he likes bears. :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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My fave Onion story the year RT
@TheOnion: Jack Nicholson, Denzel Washington, And Daniel Day-Lewis Come Out As Gay http://onion.com/TdK1dRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who knew that Tom Bodett and The Westboro Baptist Church had something in common?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion none of those surprise meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what is the world turning into?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow almost believed it. Almost forgot the onion is a joking news site.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The onion never fails to make me tear up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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