Man Arrested For Stealing More Than $50,000 In Beards From Hank Williams, Jr @TheOnion Uh, by cracky? Sorry it's an inside Chicago joke.
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@Schmutzie_@TheOnion And a very good one at that. -
@ScottAnderson54@TheOnion Friggin' Boers. I'll never be able to see b-word again with thinking it.
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@TheOnion You can't make this kind of stuff upThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tis the season. I know some Santa hipsters in the market. Merry Christmas to all, and to Hank a goodnight!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If there's any man on earth who could spontaneously sprout a beard after you ripped it out, it's Hank JrThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Search Party Formed TOv Search For Hank Williams Missing BrainThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion y did he stealThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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