@TheOnion maybe they slashed their collective wrists after the election:; we can only hope
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@TheOnion Hey, it's UN ambassador Hans Beinholtz!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Your articles are much better than your acting. Just sayin.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The are working on new schemes to make us their slavesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes, the Tea Baggers ARE the Zombie Apocalypse.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Tea Party Quiet... Too Quiet http://onion.com/T7q2ko#OnionYIRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion See? See? I told you...the Tea Baggers ARE the Zombie Apocalypse...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, I wouldn't say that. http://youtu.be/qh0C3e0He2kThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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