@TheOnion Amazing bit of research. Debunks my hypothesis of they are doing it because we need to itch...
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@TheOnion@stein_katie Look at this!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just like a grizzly bear, they just don't like usThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion But we need to bite them. Studies show they contain a high concentration of vitamins and essential amino acids.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Mightuv been a more popular story in August. still resonates RT
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@TheOnion so fascinating! Thanks for the interesting readThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So they're just dicks, like SenatorsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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