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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Dec 2012

    Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy http://onion.com/UKvlCr  #OnionYIR

    1:03 PM - 21 Dec 2012
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    • Tasha Glass Dan Kyle Connor Glasbrenner Alejandro Pantoja Hugh Isaacs II NKYgirl John FRIEND Barrett frenetic eclectic Spoopy Binch
    17 replies 112 retweets 27 likes
      1. joy♪Joy♪JOY‏ @Joyusss 21 Dec 2012
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion What are you talking about???? This is obviously not true. It's not funny either!!

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      1. Anthony Foti‏ @anthonyjfoti 22 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Ike H‏ @twtr_is_dumb 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion We can only wish. They make the worst major-brand chocolate on Earth. There's an old musty milk flavor in their milk choc.

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      1. Bob Golen‏ @BobGolen 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Not at Christmas! Well, at least it wasn't Easter.

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      2. Ugogurl‏ @Ugogurl 21 Dec 2012
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        Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy http://onion.com/UKvlCr  #OnionYIR (via @TheOnion) (via @badjerry) < wait, what? Is this real/joke?

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      1. Doug Delony‏Verified account @DougDelonyKHOU 21 Dec 2012
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        Nooooo! Lol! RT @TheOnion: Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy http://onion.com/UKvlCr  #OnionYIR

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      1. Strrdt‏ @LL3D 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Once went to the Original Pancake House, waited 30 minutes 2B seated, only 2B told when I ordered that they were out of pancakes.

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      1. Dandy Don's IceCream‏ @DandyDonsIC 21 Dec 2012
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        Now that's the real apocalypse! @TheOnion: Hershey's Announces It's All Out Of Candy http://onion.com/UKvlCr 

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      1. rudymeyers‏ @ruby4u2 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion A stunning & successful year ;-)

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      1. Jacqueline Roche‏ @RocheJacqueline 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion ReALLYI.AM.SoRRY!I.AM.ATEallDaCandy....yeah

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      1. 𝔻𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕋𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕣‏ @Doom_Tiger 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion #Apocalypse2012

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion ...oh no say it ain't so!!! NOT MR #GOODBAR!!

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      1. martin stein‏ @fuertecorazon 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Hersey Found To Be Adding Feces To Their Candy Bars CEO Caught On Tape Laughing About "Pieces Of Feces"

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      1. Hope Martinez‏ @looneyhope 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion no it can't be true I can't live without my Hershey's

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      1. frenetic eclectic‏ @eclecticfriend3 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Cadburys rides high.

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      1. africagirltweet‏ @africagirltweet 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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      1. Derrick‏ @MisterMicrocosm 21 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Well then the world should end:(

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