@TheOnion That just doesn't square with conventional kidsdom.
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@TheOnion@OpieRadio headline like this makes me sad. This is what five yr olds should be thinking of. Not having friends shot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion breaking news!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How square.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion whoa... paradigm shifted!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Finally the hard-hitting stories we all need. Thank goodness for
@TheOnion bringing us the stories the#lamestream media won't touch#KudosThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So very sadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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