@TheOnion: Mayan Word For 'Apocalypse' Actually Translates More Accurately As 'Time Of Pale Obese Gun Monsters' http://onion.com/Ys2cRS
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@TheOnion Mayan refers to the language. Your welcome.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's 'Maya' not 'Mayan' http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayan You're welcomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's funny because it's both sad and true.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yes. The Spanish were a lot more stylish about it when they were killing thousands of people. A significant improvement!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion laugh my fuckin ass off!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion los mayas fueron una cultura, mas no tienen ninguna influencia sobre el apocalipsis.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No no! The Mayans were warning about the extinction of the Twinkie! See...pic.twitter.com/ktX3m6jo
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@TheOnion welcome to HELL!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion to0 soon my friends tooo soooon.#socialhysteriapic.twitter.com/n9VX1gaC
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