@TheOnion This is gold.
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@TheOnion That is .04 further then her previous attempt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bwahahahaha!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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0.05? Dayum! RT
@TheOnion: Paula Deen Sponsors .05K Walk For Diabetes Research http://onion.com/UKthu7#OnionYIRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Made me laugh out loud!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's like 158 feet...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion . Hoping the .05K is meant in jest. The idea for those with diabetes is healthy diet and exercise. So wrong. -
@DianeKress@theonion seriously? It was a JOKE
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@TheOnion Wow! She us really putti.g it out there with that distance. Go girl. There is a tub of cake frosting for you when you finish.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pound of butter to the winner?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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