@TheOnion Gotta cut the federal budget somewhere...
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@TheOnion New Years resolution - chop up new “robber barons” & “economic royalists” b4 they divide & conquer USA http://cyberbitchslap2.blogspot.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the village idiot probably doesn't know how to work a door knob.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...just down RIGHT mean !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just leave this kindly old gentleman alone to spend time with his family. Besides, it is a waste of money. He doesn't need them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe their standards are too highThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe that explains why no one's seen him out very much!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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