@TheOnion poor millionaire...poor poor depressed millionaire...hope a reindeer drops a deuce in his low-fat latte this holiday...dickhead
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@TheOnion Depressed Ralph Lauren Releases New Wrinkled Dress Shirt With Marinara Stain On Ithttp://onion.com/12CibfqThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who knew I was so fashion-forward?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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