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@TheOnion Top Story of 2013 will be Korean entertainer Psy receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for creating a song that ends all wars.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gangnam StyleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion .. It had to have been Honey Boo Boo, right??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Mayan Calendar.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You could be so funny and yet you're not. Why do you tease me?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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