@TheOnion nailed it on the head except I'm not in college anymore.. #shattered
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@TheOnion Onion Unveil iPhone Geared To College Age Girls Has Vaginal Vibrator and Dildo Attachments "Give Your Girl A Call And An Orgasm"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@seattlecareerco@theonion#abuseofhashtags, so I don't quite follow you. True, the "New" iPhone made Samsung look even better#wishgrantedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @KLigerbloodDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Extra strong vibrate setting?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Comes with a pom-pom?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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