@TheOnion *That's* a movie I'd go see.
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@TheOnion Potus can dispatch the Green Berets during times of crisis. The Pope relies on the Green Miters.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are they armed with Holy Hand Grenades, like in Monty Python?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@LadyBugLeto@TheOnion It's a secret. ShhhhhhhThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion GOD MADE SEX GOOD, that is how GOD is getting a steady growth of the population.Oh well the Vatican is truly behind GOD!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I BELIEVE IN GOD"S LITTLE ACCIDENTS, but not that much. The highest % of baby's born are the "accidents"! NOT the PLANNED!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion your links aren't working goddammitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So not far fetched, really!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why do they care, they don't even like women!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol! Sometimes I get your tweets confused with Huffington Post for just a split second. That would've been wild.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not Opus Dei albino monks?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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