@TheOnion lol this article sounds like you interviewed ME.
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@TheOnion um, I thought you had til like 14 or so. Shit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pete if that was your nephew thrown in a basket, I haven't seen him. It's Wednesday tomorrow.OK,We will take applications for kingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Funny & accurate. MT:
@TheOnion: Area Dad Figures He's Got 3 More Months Of Screwing Around B4 Son Forms Memories http://onion.com/WoUhEuThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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