@TheOnion Seriously? And how do you know this?
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@PsychicLawyer@TheOnion Everyone knows The Onion is all-seeing and all-knowing... -
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@TheOnion Ah..I forgot
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@TheOnion I'm going to need to see a long-form birth certificate before accepting him as the legitimate warlord.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope to one day be crucified to the front of his war-chariot, wearing only tube socks, a gas mask, and one spiky shoulder pad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm buying it. Omaha is a nexus between realities....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shit, i live in OmahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion With your permission: Please consider signing / supporting these specifics for President Obama to reference: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/executive-order-we-ask-president-barack-obama-re-instate-prior-gun-control-legislation-no-later/5gCwc32x …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and in Chippewa Falls Wi. Titians will clash!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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