@TheOnion that's called twitter.
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@TheOnion I know at least two women who could give her a run for her money!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion New evidence that Jesus was gay and practiced yoga upsets the religious right.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/rob-taub/what-would-jesus-do_b_2308535.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think I sat next to her at lunch yesterday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah, didn't want to buy the timeshare either. Maybe they should include swag tote bags. Filled with squishy things.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is the male record held by Donald Trump?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And that record will be broken by every other woman on the planet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hilarious!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion was she from California?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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