@TheOnion could you please stop repeating this like it's clever- it's insulting full stop.
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@TheOnion Congrats you finally wrote something completely devoid of humor. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Bahahaha! RT
@TheOnion 'I Thought We'd Have Flying Slaves By Now' | Commentary By George Washington http://onion.com/RABox0#OnionYIRThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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