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@markonofrey what if you drink everyday because your children drive you nuts? -
@Sweet02Caroline then it's ok. As long as your drinking
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@TheOnion WestBorough Church calling for Violence of Gays and innocent Children#SandyHookhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IItx7QL1aoY …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...I tried this. Now I drink all the time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How do you get the cigarette & the glass in your mouth together? Seriouslly the influence of the tobacco companies is frighteningThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wonder how many heart attacks the general counsel at The Onion gets a day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Help! Need App dev kid to help program product that eradicates each big fat dope who takes Onion Tweets seriously.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the ETOH neutralizes the nicotine, of course! -
@purplepixie100 lmao forever
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@TheOnion He/she thinks smoke captured by fluid and into the stomach, so no harm? Wrong thinking! Noctine will raise BP & tar in body system -
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@TheOnion All-time favourite. Fucking... Thank you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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