@TheOnion biggest story of the year, the meaning behind ke$ha's album warrior is a meditation on the unmanned military drone strikes.
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@TheOnion The stupidity of Americans shines again with the reelection of Obama.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The biggest story is how our country is so divided not a single thing ever gets done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Benghazi being overshadowed by Patreaus sex scandal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Karl Rove's melt down the night of the primary election. lol#classicmeltdownThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's the captivating story of Binders Full of Women, OBviously. http://deardreamman.tumblr.com/post/33753992853 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion John Kerry returning McCain`s joke by calling him "Mr. President".#slaptothefaceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion THE BIGGEST POLITICAL STORY WAS,THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVING TO PAY THAT DO NOTHING CONGRESS TO DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR 4 YEARS!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion obviously Romney didn't win BTW lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the fact that people actually voted for Romney! God bless being Canadian!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hillary dashing her brains out against the deck of a 757 rather than staring at John McCain while he formulates an apt question.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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