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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Dec 2012

    Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

    1:30 PM - 14 Dec 2012
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      1. martin gee‏Verified account @ohmgee 14 Dec 2012
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        my sentiments exactly. RT @TheOnion: Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. Lisa-Laurie Hébert‏ @llheb 14 Dec 2012
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        That pretty much covers it, yeah. RT @TheOnion: Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. Dan Nguyen‏Verified account @dancow 14 Dec 2012
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        RT @TheOnion Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. Ashley Trenkle‏ @ashtrenkle 15 Dec 2012
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        Sorry for the language, but amen. RT @TheOnion Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. Mynette Louie‏Verified account @mynette 14 Dec 2012
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        Seriously. #Newtown RT @TheOnion Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. James Newburrie‏Verified account @DifficultNerd 14 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion just want to say thank you, from Australia. That piece totally summed up how I feel.

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      1. Samantha Cook‏ @cookthesam 14 Dec 2012
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        Yup. Nothing else to say. RT @TheOnion Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. Bridgette‏ @BgRs 14 Dec 2012
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        this sums it all up. RT @TheOnion Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. Kevin Nye‏ @kevinpnye 14 Dec 2012
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        Not quite funny, but fucking brilliant. RT @TheOnion Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. WGean‏ @wgean68 17 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion the hard part of it is there is no one to punish because the bastard took his own life the fucking coward

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      1. angela c eisenhauer‏ @AngelasGardenA 15 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion 2mg of valium nearly killed me 11 days ago.

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      1. Jessica RATCHET‏ @jade_kadir 15 Dec 2012
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        RT @TheOnion Fuck Everything, Nation Reportshttp://onion.com/12qargz 

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      1. Testylawyer‏ @testylawer 14 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion this is exactly how I feel onion

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      1. Shelly‏ @scookibell 14 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. KP‏ @Not_Kelsey 14 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion This article is so on point

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      1. Parbat Singh Panwar‏ @Pabssa_840 14 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion They deserved to be bugged down with a bullet at the earliest with nearest available gun.

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      1. Robert W. Scruggs‏ @RobertWScruggs 14 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion The Onion offers cynical wit and some insight , but "scatology for scatology's sake" doesn't approach "ars gratia artis."

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      1. C Deborah‏ @CDeborahCollins 14 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion spot on

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