.@TheOnion To paraphrase Warhol, in the future everyone will date Taylor Swift for 15 minutes.
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@TheOnion Either Taylor just took Suri somewhere for Katie & this is misinterpretation--or Taylor learned perversion from Walt Disney!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg is that truThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who is Taylor Swift and who is Suri Cruise? Jaj!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Better to date Siri from her iPhone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Suri Cruise? Does that come standard on the Impala?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Crazy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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