@TheOnion Reader realizes it seven words in
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@TheOnion Great. Also enjoyed your headline: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show A Hit Among People Who Don't Know That Pornography ExistsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion in a related story Dirk Pitt hunts down the Cussler character in latest story. Finds him and ends both their suffering quickly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who caresThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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