@TheOnion I heard they broke up because the Cruise kid has a much more extensive wardrobe and many more designer heels. T'ant pis.
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@TheOnion Thus creating another generation of bad musicians.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't wait to hear Taylor's song about what a fussy baby Suri is after this one ends.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sources Confirm: Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift is now dating Suri Cruise http://onion.com/UEdxcpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are you sure? I could have sworn it was Siri Gates.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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