@TheOnion so close to reality it's almost not funny
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@TheOnion SO!NoT!FunnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Has Such Good Friends They'll Let Him Drink Himself To Death Right Before Their Eyes @_NappyyRootsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...that's what friends R4!! And help his ass off the floor at the end of the night!! That makes for an even better buddy !! LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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