@TheOnion there's so much murder to relieve the pain and stupidity.
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@TheOnion@rickygervais SEE - even the Pope agrees!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pope says murder is proof of God's love because you get to Him sooner. Calls it God's Heavenly Express Same for tragic accidentsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Moses must be wrong. murder is actually not a sin.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God is great, God is good, God knows whether you're naughty or An Onion --Legion says--*(Cry Baby' Crys' Wolf) Fowl Onion Thy .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"Sorry, God-- the Chargers game is on!" Pope Identifies With Youth By Giving Up On Catholicism http://onion.com/UCb2ah \via
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@TheOnion Because Satan not God walks the earthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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