@TheOnion Wait a moment! We've got Guantanimo! I think I spelled that right.
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@TheOnion...um...we can barely afford maintaining our prison system as it is... I vote - stupidest idea ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Because the moon is already a functioning space base for monitering activities on the earth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion George HW Bush "Some say there isn't enough room for a prison on the moon. We'll make room."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mercury, being close to Sun, has immense potential as a perfect summer holiday destination featuring perfect tans. Why ruin that?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why don't we just shoot "prisoners" into space, cuz fuck em. -
@JesseyLadny@TheOnion Way too expensive to launch things into space! -
@Steve_Raw@TheOnion Can't Red Bull do it? This time no space suits. Instant savings!
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