@TheOnion Area man stands ready to use baby Jesus as pillow.
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@TheOnion War on Christmas -the itchiest war of all!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Another woman Union.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There's cream for thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wish I could see this article. Unfortunately I'm too poor to pay for a website :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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