Serious! RT @TheOnion: The Onion's 5-Point Plan For Solving The Fiscal Cliff Crisis http://onion.com/UtRBOO
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@TheOnion Sorry you lost me at #1 - The Coast Guard? The only federal organization that brings in more than they spend - for 222 years!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The politicians could all get together and join hands in unity... and find a REAL cliff to walk over. That should do it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is a DAMN good plan.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Love the Onion.
@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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