@TheOnion Wait, I can buy coworkers in a store?! Sweet! #GrammarCounts
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@TheOnion you're blowing my cover here! worth noting:#fivebelow sells magnets from the ONION circa 2008 as a viable &#equallyshitty optionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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