@TheOnion I'm sure their sex life is just as creative and imaginary....just lay there and be his sperm receptacle
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@TheOnion Make sure his Sapphire gin is always topped off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how do you pronounce his last name? My brain automatically pronounced it as 'boner'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Seen her new toy product yet? "Mrs. Boner"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If you experience a Boehner lasting longer than 4 years, seek medical attention. Thankfully, I'm pretty sure Obamacare covers thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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