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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Dec 2012

    Other Nurse Thought It Was Funnyhttp://onion.com/VN2sKG 

    1:39 PM - 10 Dec 2012
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    • vaermina Kevin Lindsay Olivia Beausemite Cradle 'n Swing Laura s҉p҉o҉o҉k҉y҉ nic Curtis OlsonRN✌🏽❤️☕️ Brandon Harris
    14 replies 105 retweets 31 likes
      1. Ron Jackson‏ @BigRichardMcGee 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion stirred up some butthurt with that one

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      1. Gail Watson‏ @kidderliverpool 11 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion wow. Obv funnier than this 'humour' then. You bunch of low life shit bags. She's not even buried yet.

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      1. Mark‏ @lost_in_midgar 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Seriously? I thought The Onion would have more decency than this.

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      1. Linda‏ @elmogracie 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion this is in very poor taste....have some respect!

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      1. Come Down Hither‏ @Willadamus 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion #toosoon

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      1. El Spooky Gonzalez  😒‏ @JordoGonzo 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion See, I don't understand the humor in this. This is just cold-hearted. I love the #Onion, but this goes too far.

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      1. Xtabay‏ @rclarke693 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion not funny onion..not funny at all.

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      1. Andrew walker‏ @mrBoydWalker 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion not funny. Not nice.

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      1. Cliff‏ @ChallengerCliff 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion the nurse has killed herself. And you are still tweeting this. What sort of inhuman people are you?

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      1. sarah wisher‏ @misswish 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion inappropriate

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      1. Fraser Fairlie‏ @666fraser 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Sorry guys but that is in seriously poor taste - have some feelings for the family of the nurse who died

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      1. John Hong‏ @John_Hong 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion man. you guys don't hold back. #othernursethoughtitwasfunny

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      1. James William Jacobs‏ @jameswjacobs 10 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Be careful with that, please.

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