@TheOnion BREAKING NEWS: First ever naked marine killed in Afghanistan...from spider bite.
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@TheOnion Oh, why don't I look at the little picture to the left before reading the tweet!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its just a pic. where is the article?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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