@TheOnion At least you won't get shot that way! Haha.
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@ErinTheRad RT@TheOnion Roads altered so driving from Oakland to San Francisco now requires brief Idaho detour http://onion.com/Vx5KkYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mackdubya RT:@TheOnion Roads altered so driving from Oakland to San Francisco now requires brief.. http://onion.com/Vx5KkY#AppleGeographyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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