@TheOnion Excellent, I was wondering if I should worry about putting my baby in such a place. Please tell me more tips. (WHO DOES THIS?)
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@TheOnion nomnomnomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why do all of the horse-biting-infant lines make me laugh? What is wrong with me?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DON'T: Replace baby's SMA with Arsenic#InfantSafetyTipsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DO: Wash hands frequently! Note: Changing Poopie diapers helps prevent nail biting#InfantSafetyTips#DaddyDayCareThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thank you for posting these#InfantSafetyTips I feel like these are really going to help me with my babysitting endeavors! hahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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