@TheOnion hahaha this prose had me at "inbreeding". 
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@TheOnion jesus people grow a sense of humour! If your offended then dont read it and fuck off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Excellent pwng of media frenzie of perhaps the widely reported inconsequential non-event.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ah homunculus--has inspired some awesome illustrations over the centuriesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@danophillip@TheOnion The new Omen movie perhaps.
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@TheOnion LMAO!!! You guys!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion u are sick.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's not nice!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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