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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Dec 2012

    Shocking Report Says Even The Smallest Horse Bite Can Be Harmful To Newborn Babies http://onion.com/Uc57X4  #InfantSafetyTips

    4:45 PM - 3 Dec 2012
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      1. Sam Dutro‏ @samdutro 4 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion also, DO: place your infant in a horse-approved child saddle before allowing them to go for a ride by themself. #InfantSafetyTips

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      1. Baroness Von Sketchy‏ @QueenDinahBrand 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Another damning report: corgis can swallow infants whole.

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      1. fennelseed‏ @fennelseedlings 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion DUH! Everyone! Keep your newborn babies AWAY from feeding horses!

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      1. Yipyo20‏ @sporefreak97 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/ev8Hz15T

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      1. David Spears‏ @phatcat43 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion Why doesn't every parent know this? #horsebitebad

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      1. Travis Aaron Taylor‏ @TravisaTaylor 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion now I have to horse proof my babies? Bull shit.

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      1. January Johnson‏ @januaryjedigirl 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion

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      1. carbine101‏ @carbine10101 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion no shit dick Tracey!

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      1. Steve Linsenmayer‏ @slinsenmayer 3 Dec 2012
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        RT:@TheOnion Shocking Report Says Even The Smallest Horse Bite Can Be Harmful To Newborn Babies http://onion.com/Uc57X4  #InfantSafetyTips

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      2. michael-ray.com Nationalist‏ @michael_ray 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion are their a lot of babies being eaten by horses?

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      3. Daniel‏ @danophillip 3 Dec 2012
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        @michael_ray @TheOnion yes.

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      1. Nis Frome‏ @nisfrome 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion @Makskits did you hear about this?

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      1. Codename Moira‏ @CodenameMoira 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion in what world is it smart to let a newborn near any type of horse's mouth? #OnlyInAmerica do we have studies for that

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      1. Charles Schmidt‏ @charliepschmidt 3 Dec 2012
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        @TheOnion that made my day

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