@TheOnion also, DO: place your infant in a horse-approved child saddle before allowing them to go for a ride by themself. #InfantSafetyTips
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@TheOnion Another damning report: corgis can swallow infants whole.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DUH! Everyone! Keep your newborn babies AWAY from feeding horses!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why doesn't every parent know this?#horsebitebadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now I have to horse proof my babies? Bull shit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no shit dick Tracey!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion are their a lot of babies being eaten by horses? - End of conversation
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@TheOnion in what world is it smart to let a newborn near any type of horse's mouth?#OnlyInAmerica do we have studies for thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that made my dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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