@TheOnion Obama Got the WHitehouse Cuz He Mixed the BIgPharmaFavors 4Poppy WIth Military Industrial Complex Created QuagmireAfghanistan
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@TheOnion if usps delivers my mail straight to my door on the 3rd fl, then ill wear lingerieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Reticence, I guess, Retinas just don't get Justice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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