@TheOnion Obama to be deported, declares Constitution, Unconstitutional, Christmas out, Ramadan in and Susan Rice as his main squeeze
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@TheOnion I luv the onion.... & soooooo many people will think this is true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good one, especially the last line about Pelosi!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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