@TheOnion There are no Safeways in Ohio
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@CariGoPens@theonion Thanks, Cari! For a moment I thought this story was real...
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@TheOnion I think I saw him in the South suburbs of Chicago. I think he might be trying for Jessie Jackson's seat in Congress.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mitt Romney gets fired from job as gas station attendantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha! Losing can b tough to deal with; no refuge. Probably looking for some Dos Equis beer.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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