@TheOnion If he wants to die a slow death he could just read the Twilight series #cruelandunusualpunishment
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@TheOnion Prya for his soul.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion For as long as he'll be on death row, he should be able to read it several times.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is there any chance of still buying a size large Le tour de cheat shirt?!? The web says sold out :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can a person on death row launch a#filibuster when asked if they have any last words? http://usgovinfo.about.com/od/uscongress/tp/Five-Longest-Filibusters.htm …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hilarious. Thank you yet again.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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