@TheOnion @ptrmcrthr it's the cookbook you've been waiting for. Just substitute teeth with baseballs.
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@TheOnion watch out for the Robin Ventura casserole. Lots of hard chunks and is bruising when brought close.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I want this book!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The cooking instructions are terrible. No specific oven temperatures; only says to "bring the heat."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This reminds us of the now out of print Fowl Tips: My Favorite Chicken Recipes by Wade BoggsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the onion will be my lovely onion for everThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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