@TheOnion getting divorced before claiming the jackpot probably wise
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#momoneymo#1stworldprobs RT@TheOnion Powerball Winners Already Divorced, Bankrupt http://onion.com/QQ8UirThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...DAMN it's like THAT!?!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Powerball Winners Already Divorced, Bankrupt http://onion.com/QQ8UirThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, great—you just took out Air Force One, you dope.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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