@TheOnion Obama had crackers
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@TheOnion guess they'll let anybody eat at the cafThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion White turkey chili?! White?! Racist! Southwestern grilled chicken?! Southwestern??!! Possible racial slur. Convene a committee!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That Obama...never stops giving hand outs...now he's giving the unemployed a free lunch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It was a mercy lunch just for the press. No love lost there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I had lunch at Waffle House! Can yall throw together an editorial about MY experience?!?!?!?#NobodyTrippinOffRomneyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They had "White Turkey Chili"? There's a good joke in there somewhere.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who caresThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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