@TheOnion Didn't win in AZ. Now need help to win $50K grant for daughter's school playground - text 2262pbf to 95248. thanks.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion lol always makes me laugh, the Onion., not cry. And the kim jung sexiest man alive?!!? China fell for that?!!? China!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion A squatch took them. Squatches love bacon and power balls.#findingBigfoot#MissingPowerballsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion ask#PeteSchweaty. He may have extra balls for you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.